RATING THE RIDERS: ROUND 6 – ITALY 5 (Mugello)
JL99 – 10: Welcome back Jorge. You have no idea how much we missed you, Mr Inch Perfect.
MM93 – 5: Award for the longest slide ending up in a crash goes to… Marc. Obviously.
MV25 – 5: « Yamaha promised me a bike i’d win with » well duh yea much i like i promised my Boss i won’t go on the internet during work hours. And here i am.
VR46 – 9: Vale, M1 and Desmo are on a sinking gondola in Venice. Jorge can only save one, who gets to stay alive ? – Nobody, he’s already far from the crime scene with his new girl. Sorry Vale. #WeShipJorgeAndValeOnaGondola
DP26 – 3: Qualified in 20th. Crashed in the race. Got sacked on Tuesday. Ehhh we’re kind of worried there Dani! #SaveSoldatPedrosa
AD04 – 7: Yup. That’s the face of someone who got his ass kicked by his leaving team-mate. At home. In front of his Bosses. That must burn.
DP9 – 6: « i want to be like Stoner » WOOW slow down there Danilo. Are you on drugs or something ? As someone checked if Marc didn’t knocked his head to hard in that first lap ?